Please, please help! My husband and I have been trying
for years to have children but my eggs decided not to
cooperate.
Sure, along the way, we found some consolation from
hiking shady trails, stopping the car to pet large, shaggy,
okay... bewildered dogs, doing crosswords, trying new
recipes and getting lost in foreign cities.
But, really, enough is enough. Our clock’s obviously run
out…
We need a new clock!
Can you help? Here’s what's on our wish list…
Are you between 5'8\" and 5'10\"?
Do you have a low BMI?
Are you highly intelligent and is there documentation to
prove it?
Do you have a good personal and family medical history?
Are you drug-, cigarette- and disease-free?
Are you attractive, Caucasian, and between 20-30 years
of age?
Know this: your eggs would go to a loving, creative,
professional couple. We have a bunch of advanced
degrees from places like MIT for Engineering, Columbia
for Law, and UC Berkeley for French Lit. We’re truly a
mixture of science (him) and art (her). No kidding: she’s
got a Mac, he's got a PC. She’ll stare at a Bernini for an
hour, he’s most blissful solving a good chunky math
problem.
We have a renowned doctor and excellent clinic in Los
Angeles that we will use for the transfer. We will pay you
well and if you're from out of town, we will pay for your
travel expenses.
If you are someone or know someone who truly fits these
criteria, please know that everything can be done
completely anonymously.
Please contact us at: isoegg@gmail.com
Thank you!
