It's true, we've managed to console ourselves, temporarily, by hiking shady trails, stopping to pet big and shaggy, okay, fine... bewildered dogs, doing crosswords, getting lost in foreign cities but still: NO GOOD EGGS!
Our clock’s run out … Can you help?
You must:
Be between 5'8\" and 5'10\"
Have a very low BMI (20 or less ideally)
Have superb SATs or ACTs
Have good personal and family medical histories
Be drug-, cigarette- and disease-free
Be Caucasian, attractive, and between 20 and 30 years old?
And: donating one’s eggs is a blessing. So, you must be a serious, committed person.
You will gain the satisfaction of directly helping two people in need.
Moreover, we will pay you very, very well. It's definitely win-win…
Your eggs will go to a good home: We’re loving, creative professionals with degrees from MIT for Engineering, Columbia for Law, and UC Berkeley for French Lit: truly a mixture of science (him) and art (her). She’ll stare at a Bernini for an hour, he’s most blissful solving a good chunky math problem. And somehow, we still get along...
We'll use our renowned LA doctor and clinic. We'll pay you well and everything can be anonymous.
If you truly fit our needs, please write and include your responses to all the above criteria to: goodeggs007@gmail.com. Thank you!




